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Daniel Patrick Carbone’s film Hide Your Smiling Faces is so damn good it makes Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life look like a Garfield comic strip. Sometimes the cat is the elephant in the room. Fire will test the realness of each man’s work.

Daniel Patrick Carbone’s film Hide Your Smiling Faces is so damn good it makes Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life look like a Garfield comic strip. Sometimes the cat is the elephant in the room. Fire will test the realness of each man’s work.


More Montana. Because I took these pictures a while ago and only recently got them developed and now I’m all like Wow America The Beautiful, etc. Yeah I know there’s a light leak in my Olympus. Getting it checked out. And, to be honest, I don’t give two jazz notes about the possibility of life on Enceladus because Our Love Combined Was Written In Big Letters right here on planet earth. Look alive out there!

More Montana. Because I took these pictures a while ago and only recently got them developed and now I’m all like Wow America The Beautiful, etc. Yeah I know there’s a light leak in my Olympus. Getting it checked out. And, to be honest, I don’t give two jazz notes about the possibility of life on Enceladus because Our Love Combined Was Written In Big Letters right here on planet earth. Look alive out there!


M-o-n-t-a-n-a! The world is abundant.

M-o-n-t-a-n-a! The world is abundant.



I wanna be your man


FASCISM™ FOR HER?! (The implicit misogyny of Axe® body spray.)

FASCISM™ FOR HER?! (The implicit misogyny of Axe® body spray.)


Andrew’s cookies (for those of you suffering Stendhal’s Sydrome)

Andrew’s cookies (for those of you suffering Stendhal’s Sydrome)


It may seem like an uphill battle, but beauty is completely in you.

It may seem like an uphill battle, but beauty is completely in you.


Rafter has a great album coming out April Fool’s Day. It’s Reggae.

Rafter has a great album coming out April Fool’s Day. It’s Reggae.