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Shout out to over-sexed teenagers. Shout out to sex abbreviations that sound like the word “puberty.” Shout out to animal euthanasia as sexual innuendo. Shout out to the new genre: nymphomaniac pop. Shout out to my Biebs. Go get some, bro. I’ll be reading the psalms, eating Scotch oatmeal cookies, etc. The world is abundant.

Posted: 10 months ago Notes: 688
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    this song makes me want to buy my first box of tampons and rescue a shelter pet. sorry biebs.
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    Sufjan